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The Girl Best Friend

The girl best friend is the girl your boyfriend is a little too close with. She is the girl who will never stop calling you pretty and wanting to be friends with you. She is the girl who compliments your skin, your hair, and your boyfriend’s style. He swears up and down she is a mere friend that is like a sister to you. I don’t know much about sisters, but I do know you don’t kiss your sister; That’s a little weird. If your boyfriend has a girl best friend, don’t be scared. There are a few steps to dealing with this situation: 

Step #1:

Do not let them know that you know. They can’t know you see them playfully fighting and giving each other way too long of hugs. This gives you power over them and blackmail to use for later. They already think you’re dumb. Use that to your advantage. 

Step #2:

Become friends with the girl. Since she loves your hair and your boyfriend so much, you guys should get along great. After all, you have lots in common.  

Step #3: 

Do not be surprised when they stab you in the back.

A tip for all the girls out there: Don’t be the girl bestfriend. 

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