Can you read between the lines if the font is really small?
(can you read this?)
Was Amelia Earhart even a good pilot if she was eaten by crabs?
If it costs an arm and a leg… what can i get for my pancreas
(organ harvesters lmk?!?!)?
Why is it always speak of the devil and never speak of the Angel Gabriel?
If the devil is in the details…is the Angel Gabriel in the big picture?
(He’s in the picture above ⤴️)
Be for real.. are you the elephant in the room?
🐘<— dis you?
How can you have your head in the clouds when your screen time is over 8 hours a day?
(delete tik tok, bed rotter)
Is it really appropriate to “hit the sack”?
Who put the cat in the bag?
(Might have to call PETA… oh wait, they abuse animals too)
Why do people bless me when I sneeze but not when I say something really smart?
Whoever said “you can’t judge a book by its cover” was really stupid…
“Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo,” mumbled Jumbo.
We aren’t all in the same boat if I push you overboard lol
(This is like… kinda a threat)
How can I hold my horses if I’m not a horse girl?
Will pigs fly if you go on a plane?
(Boom roasted.)
Would chuck could chuckwould a if chuck chuckwould a would would much how?
(These are the real questions we should be asking, America!)
Gabe knows much 🔁 how.
