Should you hang someone out to dry if they’re wet? Bite the hand that feeds you, and the food, and the fork, and the knife? What happens when the skinny …
Enigmas and Quandaries
Which way does a tree fall in the forest if nobody hears it? Can you kill two stones with 1 bird? What freak put the cat in the bag? Can …
Let Gabe Provoke Your Thoughts, Screenager
Can you read between the lines if the font is really small? (can you read this?) Was Amelia Earhart even a good pilot if she was eaten by crabs? If …
If Your Thoughts Weren’t Provoked Before… They Will Be NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Can you hit two stones with one bird? How can you speak your mind if your mind doesn’t have a mouth? Can you get cold feet even if you’re wearing …
Let Me Provoke Your Thoughts?
Is life really a box of chocolates if you’re inside the box? Can the heart grow fonder if you are never absent? Can you throw stones in a stone house? …
Girls Water Polo
The Orange Lutheran Varsity Girls Water Polo team is having a spectacular and undefeated season with a record of 25-0, destroying the competition in Trinity League and tournaments. The team …
Girls’ Flag Football
Orange Lutheran is making history as they join over a hundred high schools in CIF-SS for the first season of girls flag football. The team has thirty nine athletes on …
Diffusion Tailgate
Diffusion is a student leadership opportunity through Orange Lutheran, where mentors are paired with international mentees to help acclimate them into the school system. The program provides many unique opportunities …





